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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys dive into the State Assembly's recent flurry of bills passed in the January 2026 session, spotlighting the anti-grooming measure that criminalizes predatory behaviors toward minors in schools—yet the Democratic Socialist Caucus unanimously voted against it, drawing accusations of prioritizing ideology over child safety. They break down the latest gubernatorial fundraising reports. Sara Rodriguez's haul is overshadowed by her disastrous immigration plan proposing expanded sanctuary protections, which Gov. Tony Evers publicly distanced himself from in a statement, essentially throwing her under the bus amid party infighting. Big news hits as gender-affirming care for minors is halted statewide under a new DHHS rule backed by Secretary RFK Jr., banning puberty blockers and surgeries in alignment with federal guidelines, celebrated by conservatives as a win for child protection. The hosts call out a Madison school district's thuggish tactics, sending police to a parent's home over a critical social media post—straight out of a mafia playbook. "Mr. IPA," an eccentric Madison man drove to Minneapolis to protest ICE operations, defending undocumented immigrants in a viral standoff. For "Candy Stories," West Allis lightens the mood with their annual snow plow naming contest, crowning winners like "Plowy McPlowface" and "Sleetwood Mac" for the 2026 fleet.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys kick off with the escalating Venezuela conflict, where U.S. forces under President Trump launched Operation Absolute Resolve, capturing Nicolás Maduro and his wife in a bold raid on Caracas. They pivot to the chaotic Minneapolis ICE shooting, where an agent fatally shot 37-year-old U.S. citizen Renee Nicole Good, with ICE claiming self-defense amid protests. Fundraising updates in the 2026 gubernatorial race reveal Republicans like Tom Tiffany hauling in $2 million since September with Democrats in tow. Dane County finally dropped charges against 75-year-old disabled Vietnam vet Fred Smith, who accidentally used a Trump novelty bill for lottery tickets and was jailed unnecessarily. The hosts mock climate change alarmism after reports of increased falls through thin ice, blaming mild winters for more incidents but questioning if it's just poor judgment. Wrapping up with "Candy Stories," they chuckle over the naked man on the loose in Madison.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys kick off 2026 with a hearty New Year intro, welcoming any fresh listeners tuning in for bold takes on Badger State politics. They set a resolute resolution: zero in on the issues that truly matter, ditch the "comment on the commenters" distractions, and end the conservative circular firing squad—because winning demands unity, not infighting. The hosts roast a liberal meltdown over a simple Charlie Kirk sweatshirt, calling it peak insanity in an era of fragile feelings. They dive into Milwaukee County Judge Hannah Dugan's felony conviction for obstruction in her undocumented immigrant case, noting her refusal to resign despite the December 2025 verdict (recorded just before her January 2, 2026, resignation announcement). Property taxes get scorched as they've skyrocketed, with Democrats desperate to amnesia-wipe Gov. Tony Evers' infamous "400-year veto" that locked in spending hikes—blaming everything but their own actions. Dane County's hypocrisy shines: ignoring ICE detainers for serious criminals while prosecuting an elderly man with dementia for accidentally using a novelty Trump $100 bill to buy lottery tickets. Green Bay Mayor Eric Genrich held a "anti-white" struggle session press conference defending Somali immigrants. In Madison, high-society elites like a prominent developer and a school board member got busted for DUIs after holiday revelry. The hosts question Kallan Haywood Sr.'s stalled city grant for a northside development, where plans keep getting scrapped with zero progress—when's it fair to demand accountability? For "Candy Stories," they cackle over a bungled ATM theft where the culprit was ratted out by his vengeful ex-girlfriend (ultimate payback), and toss in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the "birds aren't real" conspiracy for good measure.

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