It's been about a year since we forgot to edit last year's New Apple Shit episode, but don't you worry, not only have we returned to give you the Apple Nonsense you crave in your heart, but we also talk about:

• Colonoscopies!
• Doctors who suck at doctoring!
• Scooters with cavernous pouches for holding things!
• Thousand-dollar handjobs!
• And SO MUCH MORE

And hey, if you're looking for the transcript of this, it'll be up later or tomorrow or something, I'm still editing that. DEAL WITH IT, TRANSCRIPT-LOVIN' JONES.

eD! and Jeff are back after a long period of technical nonsense that caused all sorts of issues with their recap of the Apple event, some basic human maintenance that eD!'s been engaging in that has made him feel less like a gnarled old man, details on where they've been all this time, and their newfound quest for whimsy!

Also, as a side note, eD! owes dbrand an apology -- he thinks that his AirPods Pro case might have been to blame for his wireless charging issues, not their case for his AirPods Pro, so he's a real piece of shit for saying otherwise. Oh, and you can get the Ghost case that eD! and Jeff bought here -- that's not an affiliate link or something, dbrand just makes nice stuff and deserves your money to be honest!

eD! and Jeff are back to talk about a wide assortment of topics, including chocolate bars, language-learning apps, and sunflower seeds!

And, y'know, all the stuff from the "Far Out" Apple event that happened on Wednesday. You knew that already, though, since, like, when do we not talk about the bazillions of dollars we just hand our pals in Cupertino?