NTW Week #37 | Monday: AI Still Not President, TikTok Still Not a Country

In this episode Not This Week unpacks the biggest non-events shaping our absurd world. Artificial Intelligence didn’t run for political office, TikTok influencers didn’t declare independence, and aliens once again left humanity on “read.” Through satire, wit, and sharp analysis, we explore why the absence of these events tells us more than the actual headlines. From AI campaign slogans to a TikTok Republic anthem to Earth’s terrible Yelp reviews, this episode exposes the ridiculous ways we outsource responsibility — to algorithms, clout, or cosmic neighbors. Because sometimes, the biggest story isn’t what happened. It’s what didn’t.

Topics

• AI Didn’t Run for Office

• No Country Declared Independence via TikTok

• Aliens Didn’t RSVP to Earth