The twins are back and we have decided that we are 100% in hell. This is Kelly writing these descriptions so idk why I'm even trying to make it sound like it's in 3rd person. Look folks- we are just trying to survive in this dystopian society. If you're happy with the state of this world right now, I cannot express this enough: this episode is not for you. If you want to follow us, do so at @iamaliryan and @thisiskellyryan on instagram or follow Ali on TikTok. I'm not really on TikTok even though I'm supposed to be spreading my content to the entire planet. We can't afford for someone else to write these descriptions, we don't even have a dishwasher.

NIGHTCOOP is back! As the weather heats up, the twins revisit summer memories and do their best to stay on topic. Per usual, the silly podcast has some dark themes...

Kelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.

Kelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!

Sea World, Skirts, and Rich Losers- what do these three things have in common? They are hated (or... misunderstood) by the Ryan Twins. This latest episode is jam-packed with a bunch of hot takes that you need to listen to...

Kelly and Ali are back with a much needed episode of NIGHTCOOP. Typically these episodes are packed with little games... but not this time. With nothing but crucial talking points, the twins navigate their way through a difficult conversation about the current situation of the United States. This is a podcast run by loud, out-spoken women that stand with marginalized groups. Staying out of politics is no longer an option. Enjoy.

Are you forced into dating? Are you tired of missing red flag after red flag -- then this is the episode for you. Men and women both have tell-tale signs of being unworthy of your time. Kelly and Ali dive in!

As the weather cools down, you might find yourself glued to the television, bundled up. Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite shows, the return of Squid Game, the stupidity of The Bachelor and MORE! Tune into this TV episode.