NEW Dopey Tuesday Teaser - Start Your Day Over: Clam Talk, Stroke Scares, and Internet Trolls

Doug’s back in the kitchen after nearly dying from a TCI (mini-stroke)

Dave compares Doug’s Memorial Day scare to Ray the Clammer’s UTI-induced brain fog

Ray heads to rehab; Dave wants to publish a book of Ray quotes

Doug calls the meeting a “beginner’s asylum”; Dave defends the newcomers

Rule 62, “start your day over,” and other Rayisms get debated

Dave reflects on dirt, struggle, red cardinals, and the poetry of recovery

Bagel store confrontation: Dave rolls his eyes and almost gets whacked

Reddit backlash: Dave reads Dopey Nation critiques of teaser format

Fans on Reddit defend the show and say the $5/month is worth it

Dave tweaks the teaser style and explains his morning social media ritual

Mentions of Dopey Zooms and upcoming Patreon Zoom night

Dave teases birthday content for a future episode

Shoutout to Scott Wic aka The Rap God