Why!?!?

In this week's teeny tiny episode, we watch Ant-man! Jack makes his best pitch yet, and for some reason the singing is still sticking around. Before all of that though, we address it. Don't worry, we address it. And remember, meditation is very good for you. I don’t do it, but it definitely is.

How?!?

In honour of the AI that is Ultron, I will let the original AI - predictive text - write the rest of this description. In this episode, I think it was a good idea to do it and I was thinking of you. We are you in the UK or not. It was a good night and I was thinking of you to be honest with me and you are a good person to do it and you can get it on the way to the house. And remember, if you are buying five bananas but you tell the self checkout that it’s only four, the machine doesn’t know the difference. It’s a victimless crime and you get a free banana!

What!?

Two smoking hot beefcakes talk about the loveable misfit nerds played by the likes of Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper - the Guardians of the Galaxy! There is too much singing, but that was to be expected so everything is okay don't worry calm down please don't worry just chill out deep breaths don't worry everything will be alright as long as you just don't worry about it. And remember, brevity is the soul of wit!

Psst. Hey. Yeah, you. Shhhh! Don't be so obvious about it. I've got the package, as agreed. It's all there. One podcast of premium second Captain America film chat. Oh, don't worry, I've added in a bit of The Eternals, don't you worry. And remember, as you get older, doing just five minutes of stretching in the morning can make a world of difference.

This week we watch Thor: The Dark World. Further details can be found within the episode. We will not be taking any questions at this time. And remember, your current account will often reduce the amount of interest it pays out in the hopes that you won’t go through the effort of changing bank accounts to get it back. Stay mobile to get the most out of your money!