If you're a guitar player, you're likely drowning in an endless sea of attractive, eager-to-please groupies. It's a real nightmare situation to be in.

Fortunately, you guitarists have me to help you avoid groupies at all costs. Never again will you have to worry about beautiful women, men, or whoever trying to get a piece of you and your guitar-shredding self.

If you follow the tips in this video for guitarists trying to avoid having to deal with groupies, you'll finally have time to deal with your sloppy playing and poor musicianship instead.

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They say that practice makes perfect. But they're wrong. Practice makes progress. But it also makes most musicians want to throw their instrument out the window.

Practicing your instrument can be a real struggle. Fortunately, in today's world it's never been easier to avoid having to practice your instrument.

In THIS video, I'm going to share with you 8 great ways to avoid practicing your instrument. Never again will you have to sit down and practice another scale, mode, or even a single note ever again.

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Juggalos and Swifties might seem like they wouldn't have much in common. But things aren't always as they seem.

These obsessed fans take being fanatical to the next level. And then they go up another level. And another. They may look different on the outside, but Juggalos and Swifties are more alike than you probably think.

In this video, I'm going to tell you about 5 things Swifties and Juggalos have in common. No more. No less.

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The bass guitar is easily the least important instrument of any rock band. But - believe it or not - in the right hands, the bass can be pretty awesome.

In this video, I'm going to tell you about some of the wildest, craziest bass solos rock music has ever known.

These solos can be so low that you might not even know how they go, bro. So, sit back and enjoy the show!

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Every time you walk into a Guitar Center or other music store you're bound to run into at least one type of guitarist. You might even be one yourself.

In this video, I'm going to tell you about the different types of guitarists you'll meet at any music shop. By the end, you'll know every type of guitarist you're likely to run into. You might even finally figure out why every single employee at Guitar Center gives you the evil eye whenever you walk in the door.

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Halloween is a time for horror movies, spooky costumes, and the compulsive collection of candy.

It's also a time to talk about some of the good, the bad, and the downright cheesy Halloween music that's been released over the years.

In this video, I tell you about some Halloween songs that totally rock and about one that needs to get mashed into the ground for all eternity.

So join me on this eerie adventure as we explore the spookiest and suckiest Halloween songs of all time.

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In a previous video, I told you about some instruments that attract women. In this video, I'm going to tell you about 7 instruments that instantly repel women.

You might think your beloved kazoo, accordion, or ocarina is attractive to women, but trust me: it isn't.

Or is it?

Maybe you shouldn't trust me. Maybe I'm full of you-know-what. Maybe women actually love the instruments in this video.

Maybe you should skip practicing your instrument today and just watch this video to find out. And by maybe, I mean definitely. Enjoy!

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They look alike. They feel alike. They can even sound alike. But they're very, very different. I'm talking about Gibson and Epiphone guitars.

In this video, I answer the age-old question once and for all: Which is better - Gibson or Epiphone? You might already think you know the answer, but you don't.

So stick around to find out if your beloved Gibson or your cherished Epiphone is the better guitar. You just might be surprised at the answer. Then again, you might not. So stick around to find out.

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