It's our casual 10-year celebration of the show with more vanity project insanity from a man who calls himself Jah and his gangster-buddy-heist passion project. Things get contentious (and kinda thirsty) when we discuss our fashion red lines in the sand, and somehow it all comes back to deez nuts.

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It’s a full-on wiener roast as we nerd out with The Baron Against the Demons, a Spanish fantasy oddity that plays like The Dark Crystal colliding with the Star Wars prequels and an all-consuming fertility obsession. It’s puppets, miniatures, foam-muscle warriors, green screens, archaic CGI, and body horror pushed as far as $200 can possibly go.

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We're pouring ourselves a nice warm cup of Sheitan (2006) — the nasty French holiday horror where twitchy Satanist Vincent Cassel plays the backwoods host-with-the-most, throwing a group of Parisian club kids the most aggressively uncomfortable Christmas they've ever been trapped at. Drink it hot. Drink it fast. Because it's a mean cup of Sheitan!

PLUS: Battle of the Bands: Holiday Edition, Russian-Dub Karaoke, and way too much eggnog!

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MIDNIGHT DRAGON (1995) Another All-Nut BROvember

This week on Movie Melt, we dive into Midnight Dragon, a VHS-era vanity project overflowing with seizure-inducing effects, one-of-a-kind transition wipes, and audio that can only be deciphered with the power of AI. Our hero Youfonso Martindale karate-chops and side-kicks his way through a plot that technically exists somewhere under all the noise… and we are the only podcast manly enough to take it on.

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It’s All-Nut BROvember, and to celebrate raw, uncut, vein-bulging alpha-male friendships, we dove into Jamaa Fanaka’s Penitentiary III — a tale of brotherhood forged between a dungeon-dwelling, crack-addicted little person and a champion boxer named Too Sweet. Two men. One bond. Infinite testosterone.

PLUS: Battle of the Bands — Handsome, financially dominant male actor edition!

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Regional DIY SOV horror at its finest: BMX kids dig up a cursed gargoyle, a mullet brigade faces demonic puberty, and a new Movie Melt Saint ascends. Plus: we uncover what nobody else has about director Chuck Lang's secret Vegas empire. ALSO: Battle of the Bands and lost films from Down Under.

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We hit the Shaw Brothers jackpot with the most insane film they ever produced — Kuei Chih-Hung’s The Boxer’s Omen (1983)! What starts as a simple boxing revenge flick spirals into flying severed heads, throat eels, Buddhist black magic battles, and crocodile strippers. Top-shelf mind-melting insanity.

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