Morning 6-Pack - Booze and Books: Top 6 Signs Your Teacher Might be Tipsy!

Rise and shine, folks! Grab your coffee and let’s dive into some wild morning shenanigans! So, there’s this middle school English teacher down in Florida who made headlines for all the wrong reasons—getting a little too cozy with the bottle during school hours! Can you believe it? He was caught snoozing behind the wheel, parked right in the school lot, with his car still in gear! Talk about a shocking back-to-school story! Turns out he had a stash of single-serve booze right there with him. I mean, who needs a lunchbox when you’ve got a mini-bar? And while parents were gasping in disbelief, the students were like, “Yeah, we kinda saw this coming.” So, we decided to serve up the top six signs your teacher might just have a drinking problem. From field trips to the local bar to extra credit for blowing into the breathalyzer, we’re rolling with the funniest (and slightly outrageous) signs that your teacher might need a little help. Buckle up, it’s going to be a hilarious ride!

Takeaways:

• A Florida teacher got caught snoozin' in his car after a little too much 'adult juice', just days into the school year!
• The cops found him passed out with a mini bar of single serve bottles - talk about a wild recess!
• Students weren't shocked by the teacher's antics, they had their suspicions all along - talk about being 'in the know'!
• We shared the top six signs your teacher might be hitting the bottle a bit too hard - and trust me, they’re hilarious!
• Top sign your teacher has a drinking problem? Their field trip is to the local bar instead of the science museum!
• Number one sign? They actually *like* teaching - guess that’s a dead giveaway!