Remember "Just One of the Guys"? Remember "Mrs. Doubtfire"? Remember your high school class ON "Twelfth Night"? Keep all those memories close and fond to your heart because "My Secret Santa" is about to try and steal the plot points from them all. In fact, we got so confused we'd routinely forget the name of this movie, constantly but not purposely referring to it as "Just One of the Santas." What does that say about just how memorable this movie—whose title escapes us once again—is? Well, "Mr. Doubtfire"—which we now almost referred to as "Mr. Belvedere" and whatever happened to the actor who played youngest son Wesley on that show and now we've completely forgotten about what movie we're talking about. Again. That is to say this podcast goes off on A LOT of tangents because once a movie's main character seems to forget that both social security numbers and the Internet exist, we can only focus on it so much. But really, thank you for tuning in to another year of our reviews! We hope you have a very happy holiday and a very great new year!

From 2007 to 2009 Harlequin Books published FORTY NASCAR-sanctioned romance novels with such titles as "Checkered Past" (Get it?) and "Speed Dating" (GET IT?). Now Hallmark has one-upped the sports cross-marketing machine with not only a series of NFL-licensed "Holiday Touchdown" Christmas movies but a veritable MCU-style shared universe of characters—including an ever-present Santa! It all started last year with "Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story," which we did not watch. But we come back strong with this year's "Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story," featuring a huge roster of past and present Buffalo Bills players, a rather sizeable role for the Bills coach, and a story that features absolutely none of the Bills in the titular romance no matter how much you may have shipped the teammates. But if you like football, "Sopranos" cast members, and fall within that rather specific Venn diagram of "ER" and "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" fans, then THIS is the yuletide treat for you. Point is, watch "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" again. It was a great show. Happy Sportsball!

Sometimes you come across a modern streaming Christmas movie that just does it better than most. Yes, it has all the tropes. Yes, you know what will happen. And yet somehow with multiple Chekov guns, SEVERAL sidekicks, and a woefully under-budgeted CGI bunny, this week's holiday film—"Champagne Problems"—proved a complete joy to watch.

HOWEVER, "Champagne Problems" was not our first choice for this week's movie. That was "A Very Jonas Christmas Movie," in which three very rich, full-grown men somehow can't get across the f***ing Atlantic in time for the holidays. We got 20 minutes into it before we tapped out. But we talk about those twenty minutes, so you don't spend minute one with that movie.