Monday, 1.5.26

It feels weird to be off Holiday break, and saying ‘Girlfriend’ is cringe. Lazlo gives a long awaited back update, and wants to run Venezuela. People say Lazlo’s either too fat or too skinny, and the guys are fascinated with federal holidays. There's no Overland Park in Italy. It’s a GREAT time for betting, and what's going to happen to Travis Kelce? In Headlines, Will Smith is getting sued for sexual harassment (and is a cuck), the US took Venezuelas’ president, Slim is excited for the McRib Lawsuit, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!