Gird your loins, Gennifertias, ‘cause this week we’re celebrating the icon who has single-handedly kept print media alive. Our Miss Thing is an unshakeable bob queen, the arbiter of fashion, the Met Hostess with the Mostest, and quite literally who you think of when you think Editor-in-Chief — Anna Wintour!!! In this ep, Greg divulges the first chapter of his upcoming memoir ‘Scary Stories From A Gay Guy Who Used To Work In Fashion’ while Tim looks back on the time he did a press tour for his web series and his heartfelt discourse on gay love got reduced to sexual positions. They also talk The Mystery Spot, how nothing is better than checking things off your to-do list, LeAnn Rimes’ teeth falling out, Beyoncé’s car falling out of the sky, tour guides being the front lines, and George Lucas pulling an Emilia Perez. They then ask life-changing questions like, “Is San Francisco more gay, or more Patagonia?”, “Is Hay Fever homophobic?”, “Why is every girl from a 2000s rom-com named ‘Andi’?” and “Who and what is Jelly Roll?” They also turn the tables around on heterosexuals and play the new sensation that’s sweeping the nation, “Straight People: Top or Bottom.” So Inertias, put on your biggest sunglasses, grab your copy of The September Issue and prepare for an episode that will make you NOT want to throw yourself in front of a train. Oh, and remember just because you’re gay does not mean you have style. And for the love of G*d, less optimization in 2025! BONK!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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Gennifertias and Virgins, harness your Solar Power and prepare for some serious Melodrama ‘cause it’s Buzzcut Season! Our genius Miss Thing of the week is a galactic talent, a synesthesia guru, a think piece queen, and the one and only Pure Heroine — LORDE! In this ep, Greg reflects on the time he saw Lorde’s first ever New York concert while Tim recalls the time he impaled himself while running and had to raise the roof in order to get home without completely bleeding out. Other topics of discussion include: Showtime’s “Couples Therapy,” the utter gay brain rot of June, the former Miss Thing now following the pod, the content Tim is being fed on X, the new broadway show Masquerade’s prohibitive dress code, and they come up with a genius tag line for Poo-Pourri (for which they are still awaiting compensation). They also ask earth shattering questions like, “Is there a trick to lighting a match?”, “When was your last tetanus shot?”, “What happened to releasing music on Tuesdays?” and “Hey, are you okay?” So Gay Matts, put your Mood Rings on, go down to the Tennis Court and press play on this Green Light of an episode. Oh and, never forget… “We know what last you summer did be!” BONK!!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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Inertias, get your chocolate cake out of the trash and put your vibrator back in your side drawer where it belongs ‘cause we’re celebrating THE red-headed icon herself on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is a capital-A Actress, an EG’T (Emmy, Grammy, and Tony winner), ANDDDD Miranda Hobbes herself — CYNTHIA NIXON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time his mom met Rosie O’Donnell and their chemistry was so electric that Rosie almost became his new stepmom (in his mind) while Tim remembers the time he bait and switched his junior class into electing him President of National Honor Society. Other highlights include: Greg pitching a new theme for the Bee Movie, Tim being so extra credit, Greg doing his best Gal Gadot and Steve Brady impressions, and Tim announcing that romcoms are officially back. They then discuss Phone-a-than Calling, The Traitors season 4 cast announcement, and the people speculating over Anne Frank’s sexuality. They also play a round of “Gay Name or Straight Name: Love Island Edition” and ask life-changing questions like, “Is there a more terrifying phone call to make than the one to find out if you have Jury Duty?”, “Has your high school found you?” and “Does Taylor Swift have Peacock?” So Gay Matts, stop bi-vestigating and go on a sonic journey that will leave you feeling like you’re in The Gilded Age. Oh, and never forget that when people tell you who they are… BIB-lieve them! BONK!!!!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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