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Ever wonder what happens when your married grandma meets her boyfriend in a mental hospital? Yeah, us neither—until we read THIS story. We've got actual newspaper articles from 1995 detailing how one listener's grandma orchestrated her husband's murder using MULTIPLE prison inmates she was romantically involved with. Plus, Mike goes OFF on the Joe Rogan comedy universe, we break down the worst mushroom trip ever, and debate whether celebrities should just shut up about politics.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Intro & Spotify Delay Drama

00:05:30 Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival Tea (Shane Gillis vs Tom Segura)

00:08:00 The Joe Rogan-Verse Problem Explained

00:14:30 Theo Von's Meltdown & Bill Burr Greatness

00:23:00 GRANDMA MURDER STORY BEGINS (Judy Gerald's Case)

00:27:00 First Newspaper Article: The Murder Conviction

00:36:00 Second Article: The Trial Details & Prison Romance

00:44:00 Factory Boss Story: "Why Aren't You Doing Your Job?"

00:45:30 Mushroom Trip Gone Wrong Story

00:48:00 Documentary Deep Dive (Vince McMahon, Nickelodeon)

00:56:00 Celebrity Politics Rant & Religious Debate

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This episode goes WILD. We start with Emily's story about her MAGA QAnon relatives living next door to the local Democratic Party leader - and things escalate FAST when her uncle starts literally listening at windows. Then we dive deep into why Americans can't stop fighting about politics (spoiler: we're all exhausting).

But the REAL drama hits when a listener shares his terrifying home invasion story. A man breaks into his house, smashes through his daughter's bedroom window while she's sleeping, and our listener has to hold him at gunpoint with a .44 magnum. The ending? The justice system completely fails him.

We also cover: Should you chase your creative dreams or take the safe paycheck? A wife who steals from her employer and wants to give custody to her MIL? And the most traumatic Taco Bell bathroom incident you've ever heard.

PRECISE TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 - Intro & 48 Hour Film Festival Plans

00:06:05 - Emily's Political Neighbor Drama Begins

00:13:20 - Deep Dive: Why Americans Are Pudding-Brained About Politics

00:24:03 - Charlie Kirk Discussion & Political Violence Takes

00:36:11 - Listener Question: Career Dreams vs Safe Money

00:38:48 - Wife Steals From Work, Wants In-Laws To Control Kids

00:39:49 - The Taco Bell Toilet Disaster & Fishy Situation

00:43:00 - SHOCKING Home Invasion Story - Man Through Daughter's Window

00:56:31 - Justice System Failures & Castle Doctrine Discussion

01:09:10 - Final Thoughts & Wrap Up

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Two mind-bending stories that'll make you question everything: A man tries mushrooms and suddenly believes he met God, completely shifting from atheist to believer. But should he join a church now?

Plus, someone accidentally discovers their brother has been living a lie his entire life - his dad isn't actually his biological father.

Then Mike and Dylan dive deep into the brutal medieval story of Olga of Kiev, a queen who took revenge so far that she literally burned down entire cities using birds as weapons. We're talking ambassadors buried alive, mass slaughter, and creative torture methods that make Game of Thrones look tame.

Fair warning: Mike goes on an absolutely unhinged tangent about wanting to stalk someone and convince them they're a superhero. Classic Mike energy.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 - Podcast intro and format discussion

00:02:30 - Mushroom God experience story begins

00:08:45 - Mike's psychedelic experiences and spirituality

00:16:20 - Mike's superhero stalking fantasy (peak chaos)

00:24:10 - Brother paternity secret story

00:32:40 - Olga of Kiev historical revenge story begins

00:45:15 - Olga's bird fire bombing strategy

00:52:30 - Historical discussion on colonization and media manipulation

01:08:45 - Wrap up and listener submissions

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The chaos is just beginning. A listener shares how a PlayStation browser mistake earned him the nickname "Gary Pornhub" in front of his friend's fiancé. But that's nothing compared to what comes next...

Ricky from Oklahoma drops a BOMBSHELL confession about his brother's ex-wife that will leave you speechless. Then we dive into the most unhinged neighbor story ever - meet Sharon, who demands to be called "ma'am" and sends the most passive-aggressive text in human history.

Plus: A Special Olympics story gone wrong, political rants about cancel culture, and why Mike thinks Bryce Young deserves better from the Panthers.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 Intro

00:04:00 PlayStation Browser Disaster Story

00:07:25 Cousin Stabs Mom In Eye Over Grounding

00:11:30 Politics Rant: Cancel Culture Cycle

00:23:45 Claw Updates: Firefighter Wife Life

00:30:33 Ricky's SHOCKING Brother Story

00:37:11 Special Olympics Voicemail Disaster

00:43:15 Sharon: The Worst Neighbor Ever

00:48:30 NFL Panthers Rant & Jesus Protesters

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Mike and Dylan discuss the 2018 incident involving Richard Russell, who took an unauthorized flight from Seattle-Tacoma Airport. The hosts read from Wikipedia articles and discuss the events, police response, and broader social commentary. The conversation also covers the 1966 University of Texas tower shooting and various political and social topics.

Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of suicide, mass violence, and sensitive topics without mental health resources.

Chapter Timestamps

00:00:00 Introduction and episode setup

00:03:15 Reading the incident details

00:13:00 Investigation and background discussion

00:18:30 Richard Russell's personal background

00:22:30 Social and political commentary

00:29:00 Transition to Charles Whitman story

00:35:00 University of Texas tower incident

00:46:00 Broader social commentary and conclusion

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Mike and Dylan tackle some of their wildest listener submissions yet. From late-night gas station confrontations to suspected drug relapses, this episode has everything. Plus, find out how their podcast accidentally ruined someone's work commute good deed and made someone start biking to avoid the hosts!

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 Opening & 48-Hour Film Festival Plans

00:08:10 AITA: Punching a Crackhead at Gas Station

00:16:09 Ricky from Oklahoma's Wife Story

00:22:34 Moth Man & Worst Sex Stories

00:26:12 The Podcast Exposure Incident

00:32:14 Origin of Slurs Christmas Episode Idea

00:42:28 Mike's Son & Watermelon Obsession

00:50:43 Closing & Next Episode Topic

The gas station story gets WILD when a 270lb guy faces off with a 150lb addict demanding payment for his father's debts. Meanwhile, a wife who's been "sober" for almost a year starts spending nights until 6AM at her dealer friend's house. But the most embarrassing moment? A professional woman accidentally exposed her coworker to Mike talking about having "three pinkies" during a morning commute.

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