Math, Money, and Micah’s Agent: What Could Go Wrong? | Just Wondering with Norm Hitzges

Welcome back to Just Wondering with Norm Hitzges, where reality, logic, and actual numbers take a back seat to Cowboys optimism and ESPN’s interpretive math.

In today's episode, Norm dives head-first into the financial fever dream that is the Dallas Cowboys' upcoming offseason—specifically how they plan to keep newly beloved star wide receiver George Pickens, who has played so well that Jerry Jones is already drooling enough to short-circuit a microphone.

But wait—there’s more:

➡️ ESPN claims you can be both the underdog and the favorite in the same football game.

➡️ A college playoff graphic boasts 108% probability, suggesting someone at ESPN is using wishful thinking instead of a calculator.

➡️ Meanwhile, the Cowboys salary cap situation looks like someone tried to pay their rent, car payment, and a yacht out of a checking account with $47 in it.

If you love football, chaos, questionable math, or just enjoy watching reality slowly unravel—this episode is for you.

Chapters:

0:00 Good Morning, It’s Time to Panic About the Salary Cap

0:30 Mary Reads the Ad That Pays the Bills Jerry Jones Can’t

1:34 Meet George Pickens: Talented, Difficult, Worth the Drama

2:19 The Steelers Said ‘Good Luck’ and Dallas Said ‘We’ll Fix Him’

3:13 Pickens vs. Lamb? Yes. Yes He Is.

4:13 So… How Do We Pay Him? Asking for a Friend Named Jerry.

5:12 Salary Cap: Also Known as Fantasy Land Accounting

6:04 The Franchise Tag: AKA The Fastest Way to Make Pickens Furious

7:26 What Does a Happy Pickens Cost? (Hint: A Kidney)

8:21 Meanwhile: Dak, Lamb, and the Entire Roster Already Cost a Fortune

9:15 Add It Up: Ten Players. 272 Million. No, That’s Not a Typo.

10:58 Free Agents? Oh… Right. Them.

13:57 College Football and the ESPN Math Olympics

14:49 Wait—How Is a Team Both a Favorite AND the Underdog?

15:55 108% Chances… Because Apparently Numbers Are Feelings

16:53 Sponsors, Sanity, and Signing Off

17:45 Follow, Share, and Wonder With Us (Preferably With Correct Math)

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