Mark Maier

Just under two years on from his last show, the slowest working man in showbiz brings the magnificent Mark Maier into a life that he definitely didn't live. Episode 29 takes Mark through a vicious cheese meltdown, onward to a school for gifted parkour leapers and round the corner via a field giving spirited performances to disinterested cows. All this whilst breaking up with Adele, making jam for Jon Bon Jovi and experiencing a multitude of emotional adventures. No guest ever sees the questions in advance, they talk only in pure nonsense and lies. No truth is involved.

(Many thanks to the amazing Daisy Davidson for creating the lovely original piano backing for a song subsequently ruined by some disturbing vocals)