This week, Kelsey has us try exciting Kinder stuff! No pickles! No weird ramen! We're living the good Creep Lyfe. We're eating Kinder Bueno themed drumstick-style ice cream cones, and ice cream tubs. Editor note: One of the best things we have ever ever tried.

Then, Matt talks about Dayton Webber, a 27 year old professional cornhole player in Maryland, who without arms or legs, allegedly shot and killed a passenger while he was driving a vehicle.

Also, Matt has given up, the economy is in shambles, nightmare spoons, bulk ice cream cups in a bag, kid food nostalgia, and Matt wants to change the show to just trying good ice cream

This week, we got into a Spring berry mood, and we're trying some new seasonal snacks!

Here's what we tried:

Strawberry Poptart peeps, S'mores chocolate dipped peeps, Little Debbie Strawberry - And Kelsey has Dr Pepper Peeps that we didn't pick up for Matt

Then, Matt sort of continues the theme of last episode. He tells Kelsey all about galvanism, a theory of electric current in animals that gives life, and the gruesome methods (attempts) that were tried in early medical science to bring the dead back to life.

Here he has mostly included the electrophysiological works of Giovanni Aldini, nephew of Luigi Galvani.

They also talk about defibrillators, getting fancy with aged peeps, peep battles, peep anatomy, and being peep-bi/pan, anatomy theatres, and Britte's constant dive into Wiki holes.

This week, the Creeps try four different cup ramen that Kelsey unleashed upon poor Matt. We're trying Totino's Cheese Pizza ramen, Totino's Buffalo "style" Chicken Pizza ramen, Old El Paso ramen in Fajita and Birria flavor styles.

Then, Kelsey gives Matt the joy of Crumbs, the world's fattest cat at 38 pounds, and his escape from a diet center. An escape which backfired when the tubby little man got stuck in a shoe. Shoutout to Crumbs, as he passed away to big boy heaven in October. We hope he's eating pizza ramen in the sky.

They also talk about mouth burning pizza rolls, low calorie snackage, chili crisp, white people taco night, Leprechaun movies, and cheesy ramen madness.

In viral ceo fashion, our own Main Corpse CEO's try some product, and pass the details on to you! Britt traveled across WV's sprawl of dying cratered roads to bring them two new items from McDonalds.

Here's what we tried:

The Big Arch, the huge arch, the largest of arches

The new Hot Honey McCrispy chicken sandwich with jalapeno crisps

Then, Matt gives a new one to Kelsey -the exploits of Burke and Hare of Edinburgh. These two men named Billy, in 1828, committed a spree of murders in and around Hare's boarding house, in order to sell bodies to medical examination students.

They also talk about people meat, Ceo snacks, the need for more pickles, pimento cheese on everything, Dumb & Dumber quotes, public dissection, and dryness. EAT LOCAL

Welcome to our 100th short! We're way over 200 episodes now. So to thank y'all for sticking with us over four years, we've prepared this odd special. The Creeps were forced at fake knifepoint to try random candy that Britte bought from the wildly popular online candy shop, Poppin Candy. We tried the following heap of sugar, almost murdering Kelsey:

Haribo Happy Ice Tea (Peach & Lemon Ice Tea Bottles, Germany)

Fizzy Red Belt Rolls (sticky roll of chewy stuff, unknown possibly Spain)

Jellyatrics Jelly Babies (Jelly candy, England)

Fizzy Cherry Drops (fizz gummy, Belgium)

Gummy Candy Corn (foam gummy, Vidal, Spain)

Sour Peach & Cola Ovals (split flavor gummy, S-Märke, Sweden)

Sour Squares (aerated gummy, New Zealand)

Feijoa & Cream (cream gummy, New Zealand)

Then, Kelsey brings you the greatest mermaid story ever. Erin Sutton was recently accused of threatening a sheriff deputy that responded to her alleged trespassing nude in a neighbor's pond because she wanted to "be a mermaid" -and who are we to judge. Maybe she is a mermaid?

They also shout out their fan, tastes that are red, new stuff, Haribo hard chew, and Doctor Who music.

This week, the Creeps survived the 100th Short that's coming your way. And we're talking about a place we tried prior to recording called Alfredo's, located at 252 Emily Drive in Bridgeport WV, Open Mon-Sat 10:30 am-9:00 pm, Sun 10:30 am-8:30 pm.

Here's what we tried:

Mediterranean pasta with chicken, manicotti, fettucine alfredo with shrimp,

Wonderful salads- house salad with blue cheese, and a Greek salad with Greek dressing

Then, Kelsey has a crime tale straight out of a horror movie. Kelsey tells of the "au pair affair" -the murder of Joseph Ryan, an innocent young guy lured to the Banfield residence, through a fetish website by Brendan Banfield, in an elaborate plan to implicate Joseph in the stabbing murder of Brendan's wife, Christine Banfield. This double murder was instead committed by Christine's husband and his mistress, their au pair, in their failed attempt to run away together. Kelsey also details Joseph's larping interests, unrelated to the case, just thought it was an interesting part of his life.

They also assure you that Kelsey is okay, as they talk about dudes, proper dressings, and strong herbs. Shout out to our fans, and fond farewell to Taqueria Lou Lou, we hope y'all are doin alright out there.

This week, the Creeps will always try a new Coke. They sip on some of the new Coke Zero Cherry Float. They then try the Super Bowl fresh bag of Lay's plain original potato chips fresh off the line.

Then, Kelsey talks about a man in Putnam County, WV who broke into a gas station while wearing a wonderful and foolproof disguise.

They also talk about the Super Bowl, the Halftime Show, and Matt's longstanding hatred of the Patriots, and chip crispiness.

This week, the Creeps try Alani Nu Cherry Bomb, and Little Debbie mini Valentine donuts, and Strawberry Valentine Cakes. We Creeps get festive and stay festive.

Then, Matt tells the odd story of Mary Toft. In 1726 Surry England, she tricked doctors into thinking Mary had been pregnant with and birthed rabbits, and more than once. It's a wild tale, requested by Editor Britte, as it's technically true crime in that it was investigated by the royal family for being a hoax.

They also talk about clever ads, Halftime shows, Pedro's, bunnies and booties good and bad, travels to Philly, fine art, and quoting Little Bubby Child.