MY NEW BOOKING PROCESS!

Hello Fellow Perverts! It is me, Bastienne, and I am (momentarily) popping out of my hiatus to tell you some exciting news! I am officially saying goodbye to time wasters - GOODBYE FOREVER! 👋 SEE YA NEVER! This means, I’m not taking new clients currently (and haven’t for a few weeks) and in the meantime, I’ve been scheming up an entirely new way to vet newbies. This involves a $10 application fee, deadlines, and a couple of quizzes and some other, lovely, time-saving mechanisms!

The application will only be available on my new, online shop which I’m making publicly available in May, but I’m actually so freaking excited about it that I wanted to jump back on here and tell yous guys about it.

I’m planning on posting more literotica, FemDom tutorials and other digital downloads for all your kink-nerd needs! I’m currently working on some courses like “How to Plan a BDSM Scene”, “How to Date a Sex Worker” and (of course) “Safe Ballbusting 101”. There was also an option to add A FREAKING MUG WITH MY PICTURE ON IT so please, someone, order that because it is absurd and amazing!

I also wrote an informative (and salty) blog post that you might enjoy. It’s called “My New Booking Process” and it delves into all the ways that people waste my time (intentionally and non-intentionally) and how I plan on preventing that going forward. Tis purposely salty with the intention of providing context to well intentioned, sweet muffins who don’t understand why there are so many hoops to suddenly jump through.

If you’re reading this, that means you’re on my paid mailing list which means (you guessed it) you’re awesome. Thank you for supporting me in all my ventures, not just the wanky ones 💗

Stay kinky until the next revelation!

xo Bastienne