• MAXWELL HOUSE BECOMES MAXWELL APARTMENT: New Coffee Name Reminds You That You'll Never Own Property
    Oct 3 2025
    Coffee giant embraces housing crisis with rebrand that makes absolutely perfect sense if your thinking is still fuzzy from not yet having your coffee.

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  • China's Booming Fingernail Economy Has People Hoarding Their Own Body Parts Like Medieval Dragons
    Sep 29 2025
    A woman in China just made $21 selling something you threw away this morning - her childhood collection of fingernail clippings, now grinding their way into traditional medicine bottles across the nation.

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  • COUPLE DIVORCES OVER BABY NAME: Year-Long Dispute Leaves Child Without a Name or Birth Certificate
    Sep 12 2025
    A Shanghai couple's marriage imploded when they couldn't agree on their son's name, leaving the one-year-old without legal documentation or vaccinations.

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    5 m
  • AI BOTS ARE NOW HIRING AI BOTS TO REPLACE YOU WITH AI BOTS: A Modern Employment Horror Story
    Sep 10 2025
    Mr. Harris applied to 200 jobs and got rejected by exactly zero humans, which is somehow worse than getting rejected by 200 humans.

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    #JobMarketHorrorStory #AIHiringFails #UnemploymentHumor #JobSearchNightmare #RobotInterviews
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  • THE BIGAMY BLUES: When Wife TWO Meets Wife ONE At The Hospital But You’re Still Married To Wife ONE.
    Aug 27 2025
    One man's creative approach to family planning resulted in the kind of hospital drama that nobody ordered.

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  • THE WURST FLORIDA CRIME EVER: When Toilet Paper Meets Processed Meat in America's Weirdest State
    Aug 26 2025
    A tale of parking disputes, alcohol, and questionable costume choices that proves Florida remains undefeated in the bizarre crime department.

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  • BULLETS AND BOUQUETS: When Romeo and Juliet Meet the Maguindanao Matchmaking Method
    Aug 6 2025
    A tale of young love, overprotective fathers, and some very aggressive wedding planning.

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  • YOUR BRAIN MIGHT BE DOWNLOADABLE AFTER DEATH: Scientists Give Death a 40% Chance of Being Optional
    Aug 4 2025
    Scientists just asked 312 brain experts if we can download memories from dead people's frozen brains, and 40% said yes — which is coincidentally the same odds as finding matching socks in your dryer.

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