What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)

Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.

And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.

Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.

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0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy

9:53 letting strangers into your life

11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage

19:54 Life after fame

24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan

26:44 child stars + not working

35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys

43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters

46:48 “are we narcissists?”

51:52 “I hold grudges”

57:25 I can’t make new friends

1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying

1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver

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On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.

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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!

3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks

7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long

9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat

11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style

16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO

17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions

18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks

23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety

27:03 dealing with death

29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story

35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For

40:46 Am I a cuck?

43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother

45:21 fake taxi

47:15 back to the words

52:42 stories of Pete being a dad

58:30 more words

1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person

1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny

1:13:19 more words

1:17:17 bad sex

1:23:17 The filth!!!!!

1:24:49 more words

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This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?

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0:00 we’ve had some complaints

3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year

7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything

10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas

23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms

24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?

29:06 life must look different from the top

31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new

34:07 when someone says something racist by accident

36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous

54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling

57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with

1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back

1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?

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(audio Version)

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

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0:00 Tour news

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4

51:33 Pakistani baby

56:25 Christmas Crakers

1:02:13 Game time

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4

51:33 Pakistani baby

56:25 Christmas Crakers

1:02:13 Game time

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

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On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.

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0:00 Tour news

3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land

4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out.

9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years

12:33 living with your dad and not talking

18:00 the courage to be disliked

28:34 our dreams are getting bigger

29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless

35:26 the adoption process is weird

41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong

54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)

1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”

1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?

1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol

1:16:53 back to racist dilemma

1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?

1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours?

1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

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On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.

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0:00 Intro

5:04 Life expectancy

10:12 Gay Wool clothing

12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed

21:52 female athlete proposes to her male partner

28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man

36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)

39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?

47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?

53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?

1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

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