**Show Notes**

The Black Swirl's warp drive has been hijacked by pints of Guinness and drunken alternate timelines... and Joeba & Ripley are here to make sure it spirals out of control. In this St. Paddy’s Day special, we take the Anti-Matter Minute through an emerald-colored wormhole of chaos, rewriting superhero history one to many pints at a time. With such discussions as:

🍀 What If… Iron Man couldn’t snap because he pre-gamed too hard?

🦢 Introducing **The Gaelic Goose**—Bruce Wayne trades Gotham for Dublin, and a cape for feathers

⚡ The Flash gets a DUI… across four dimensions

PLUS: We spotlight and roast the forgotten, bizarre Irish superheroes Marvel & DC buried at the bottom of a pint glass.

🚀 Grab your green drink and strap in—it’s a Guinness-fueled mess in here. Stay slurred!

**Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:**

https://www.kktv.com/2025/02/18/colorado-men-accused-attempting-use-cannon-launch-meth-tobacco-into-louisiana-prison/

https://apnews.com/article/walmart-shoplifters-michigan-car-wash-b4c62768e19c85012efa060a70721787

**Banter Beacon:**

Joeba & Ripley’s Guinness-Soaked "What If…" Alternate Timelines.

**Special Segment: Irish Superheroes**

Wait… They Exist?)

**Interstellar Index (Social links)**

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Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/

Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

**Podcast Outro By:**

Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

**The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇**

The Eternal Void (No one for now. ZERO is at the helm. God help us all.)