Lost Orders & Cosmic Delays: When Faith Meets Retail Madness

Ever wondered why Christians are like people with a 2,000-year-old Walmart order for a pizza cooker that’s not even available? Let’s dive into this! Right now, I’m dealing with some retail madness: my half-baked DiGiorno and a prepaid phone that can’t save my podcast files. A week ago, I ordered a shiny new Galaxy, but it’s late. And my pizza cooker from Walmart? Poof—vanished due to a price error. Seriously, Walmart didn’t even ask if I wanted to pay the real price! Christians order ‘heaven’ with zero reviews, hoping for a delivery that will never come. It’s like waiting for a pizza that’s either under-cooked or burnt! Atheists are the ones realizing the ‘Faith Pavilion’ is empty, while christians are slicing their lives with shears, waiting for a non-creator to notice them. So, what do you think? If your ‘pizza cooker’ was God and your ‘phone’ was heaven, would you reorder? Let’s get the conversation going in the comments! 👉 Want to support this podcast? Please consider becoming a member by donating only $3 a month by joining my Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/SecularStrikeBackSUBSCRIBE TO SECULAR STRIKE BACK’S NEWSLETTER HERE: https://forms.gle/9cQp5maLJfa9VUtMACome visit Secular Strike Back’s other sites for extra content and merch by clicking on any of the links below. SECULAR STRIKE BACK WEBSITE: https://secularstrikeback.my.canva.site/SECULAR STRIKE BACK BLOG: https://sites.google.com/view/secular-strike-backSECULAR STRIKE BACK MERCH: https://secular-strike-back-shop.fourthwall.com/THANKS to all my subscribers. Without you it would not be possible for me to do this podcast. A podcast needs an audience to succeed. And you all are wonderful.

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