Tara needs to thank the scissor-happy Sassy reader who sold her the podcast's original copy of the September 1991 issue, because if not for the missing pages (full and partial), we would never have had to acquire another copy of the same issue and find out there were TWO VERSIONS of the cover -- one lipsticked and glossy, one nude-lipped and matte! Stand by as Pam uses her angles to try to get the inside story. While you wait, we can tell you about the issue's Teen Life topics. Karen does a shoddy job trying to make us take up for the beleaguered American farmer. Kim tries to make us chill out about the popular kids. Boys are crying and REALLY defensive about it. And much more! Get into it!

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TOPICS
🎧 It Is September 1991
🎧 Feature: Why You Should Lose Sleep Over Farming
🎧 Feature: Popular People Are As Insecure As You (And Other Reasons Fabulosity Is Vastly Overrated)
🎧 Body Talk
🎧 What He Said: Do You Ever Cry?
🎧 Help
🎧 Stuff You Wrote
🎧 Goodbye For Now
🎧 Who Else Was Big Here?

NOTES
🥔 "Potato Vitamin C: Truth, Loss Rates & Smart Cooking Tips" at Alibaba
🧫 "Story Of Discovery: Hepatitis C: From Non-A, Non-B Hepatitis To A Cure" at the National Institute Of Diabetes And Digestive And Kidney Diseases
🐞 Coccinellidae on Wikipedia
❄️ "Why No Two Snowflakes Look Alike" at Montana Public Radio
🍑 Catherine Matzig receiving a check from BUTTCON on Instagram
🛩️ Tara's Love Story recaps at Decider

How health-conscious are we, according to Sassy's August 1991 quiz? Quite, as long as you have no follow-up questions! After sharing our results (and complaints) about that, it's on to your calls on subjects including (but not limited to) Nad's, dry brushing, Little House On The Prairie, Hypercolor t-shirts, Gantt charts, Kevin Coogan -- and, of course, Christmas piles, because 'tis always the season. Grab some vegetables or some weed (or both!) and snuggle into your sleeping bag with us.

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TOPICS
🎧 It Is August 1991
🎧 Quiz: How Health Conscious Are You
🎧 From The Hotline
🎧 Goodbye For Now
🎧 No One Asked Pam

NOTES
🚬 "The Science Is Clear: Marijuana Is Safer Than Tobacco" at Daily Montanan
🪦 "Cannabis And Tobacco Smoke Are Not Equally Carcinogenic" at Harm Reduction Journal (via the National Institute Of Health National Library Of Medicine)
🫓 "Ask The Dietitian: Fat Intake Range For Teens Is Flexible" at MLive
🩹 Get Welly
☁️ Cloud Dancer
⛈️ "'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response" at John Paul Brammer's newsletter
🖍️ Gallagher's "Gross Girls Coloring Book"
⚖️ Gallagher's "Justice For Rizzo" print