Lifting grown men, a big bulk buy, spoon-dancing, rage bait, and we call Santa

Well, as we predicted, F*** it, it’s Christmas has kicked off and did not disappoint. Keeping with the festive spirit, we call Santa for a catch-up. We ponder the urgency to get to IKEA – is it a craving for flatpacks or the Swedish meatballs? Plus: lifting grown men, spoon-dancing, Spotify Wrapped, and rage bait.