We're talking the liabilities - all the guys everyone probably wishes they weren't starting, but they have to. Or they just are because they don't know any better.

Chris, get fucked. Pat, your roster sucks. Tim, excited for week 7.

We have had SO many trades so far already in this short season, and some are better than others...

Also, can Pat start 11 tight ends? Find out!

Let’s gooooooooo

Everyone is hurt and it's just not stopping - this is where boys become men in fantasy!

Put on your big boy pants and start Dare Ogunbawale, god damnit.

Holy god damn trades, ladies, what a season so far!

Getting into week 5 matchups, and my lord, starting off the week with a gem on Thursday is such a treat.

This is the god damn yawn gate episode - and just generally passing away in my basement from god knows what. But do you guys listen for quality? Of course not, you listen hoping that I say something nice about one of your players and something shitty about your opponents, and I think we all like it that way.

Also, does ANYONE understand my trap game "drop" (hint, it's a movie clip...).

Also, does ANYONE even read these descriptions?

2 big trades this week boys!

Week 2 action and calling my trap game in this one...

2 days away boys!