Kitchen Briefs - April 13, 2026 AM

Kitchen Briefs - April 13, 2026 AM

• Trump is now posting AI images of himself as Jesus while also posting messages insulting the Pope. He has since deleted the post of himself
• Pope Leo meanwhile says he doesn’t fear Trump
• Remember how JD was in Hungary campaigning for Viktor Orban? Well, Hungarians said no, we see what Trump is doing and we choose Peter Magyar instead.
• Trump continues to threaten Iranian ships in the Strait
• A US judge has dismissed Trump’s $10B defamation case against the Wall Street Journal over the birthday card he drew for Epstein
• Britney Spears has checked herself into rehab for substance abuse three weeks before her court date for her DUI
• Meta is building an AI avatar of Mark Zuckerberg to interact with employees to provide personal superintelligence and streamlining internal communications
• AP news did a great report on how the Trump family is the first presidential family to profit off their own deals while in office. Something every president in the past has avoided