Julia's Valentine Hotline

For the 2026 Valentine Hotline, Julia picks up the phone solo to hear binchies' love queries and offer advice to lonely hearts. Essential questions include: What if my partner is too perfect? Why am I having dreams about an old flame? Should I get green card married at 24? Plus, a shonking update from last year's Hotline caller who dated a firefighter who only paid in cash. Digressions include Alex Honnold being a deadbeat Dad, the male urge to blow up a woman's life, and keeping an eye out for The Killer.

This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Kylie Finnigan and edited by Livi Burdette.

8:00 — Coping when your ex moves on too fast

14:58 — Breaking up with someone who was "too perfect"

19:06 — Sober and spiraling without romantic distractions

26:01 — Never been in a relationship and feeling behind

29:44 — Should women make the first move?

35:05 — UPDATE: the cash-paying firefighter saga

44:32 — Reoccurring dreams about a childhood best friend

50:02 — Ring shopping followed by a sudden breakup

56:30 — Staying hopeful about love after getting hurt

1:02:13 — Do I actually hate my boyfriend?