Jousting, Justice and Bankruptcy (Boring History For Bedtime)

Tonight on Boring History for Bedtime—the podcast that lulls you to sleep with slow, bloodless takes on bloody history—we drift gently into the chaotic world of the medieval tournament. No cheering crowds here—just dry narration, dull swords, and an exhausting number of rules about how to properly smash your opponent's ribs for prestige and prize money.

We'll shuffle through the pomp and planning of the fictional Tournament of St. Aliquis: from garbled heraldic announcements and hastily built viewing stands, to the grand melee where dozens of nobles clanged armor for glory—or debt. It's all told in a voice so monotone, even the warhorses would fall asleep.

Whether you're a history lover, insomniac, or simply need a calm companion for your descent into unconsciousness, this two-hour journey through medieval violence (very softly explained) is here to help.

Settle in. Unclench. Let soothing storytelling carry you to dreamland—no hype, no winners, just bruised egos and sleepy pageantry.

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