Jaws 50th Anniversary - Perfect. Perfect. Perfectly Terrifying.

It’s the Jaws 50th Anniversary, and the crew dives in teeth-first—between margaritas, echo problems, and an existential debate about Gen Z’s blank stares.

Scott rants about corrupt media mergers.

Brenda traumatizes everyone with her revelation of LaBuBus.

Patrick brings back cassette nostalgia.

Nancy delivers a perfectly perfect rant about how every customer service rep says perfect for everything, which is perfectly fine until it’s perfectly maddening—and perfectly proof that nothing is actually perfect. Yet somehow it all circles back to Jaws and the things that scarred us as kids.

A nostalgic, chaotic, and occasionally profound episode about sharks, stares, and society’s slow drift into vinyl toy-fueled madness.