It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 61 – “This Ain’t Just a Day Off, It’s the Fourth of July, Dang It”

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It’s Independence Day, and Embert is not here for your drunk uncles, TikTok firework fails, or casual disrespect for what the day really means.

In this explosive episode:

• The difference between patriotism and nonsense

• A plea to stop terrorizing pets and old men

• A rant on freedom, sacrifice, and flaming lawn chairs

• And one cranky veteran’s guide to celebrating like you actually give a damn

If you still think the Fourth is just about beer and bangs, this one’s your wake-up call wrapped in an American flag.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert finishes chasing teenagers off his driveway with a garden hose and a pocket Constitution.