Episode 43 | Is It the Ultras Talking?!

This episode is proof that life does not come at you one thing at a time — it shows up all at once, kicks the door in, and demands a Pap smear.

Jen and Amy cover everything this week:

• Why women absolutely got screwed by biology
• What it’s like having your boobs squished by your sister and your soul stared into by a lady doctor named Cinnamon
• A VERY important correction regarding Botox, filler, and wieners (you’re welcome)
• Parenting chaos, including a four-year-old double middle finger we didn’t find out about until five years later
• How check fraud almost cost $15,000 and why small business owners should be paying attention
• Credit cards, points, AMEX rage, and why “we like the points” is not our favorite sentence
• Big eyes, booger paranoia, menopause rumors, midlife crises, and the universal need to read the room

It’s funny. It’s slightly educational (ish). It’s wildly relatable. And it’s exactly the kind of episode you’ll start for one clip… and end up finishing.

🎙️ Grab a drink, settle in, and listen all the way through — the best moments are NOT just the ones you’ve seen online.

👉 Watch the full episode on YouTube 👉 Listen wherever you get your podcasts 👉 Like, subscribe, comment, share (we actually do like each other)

Because honestly… is it life, or is it the Ultras talking?

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This week on Is It the Ultras Talking?! — “You Gonna Take That.” Yes. That “take that.” Wanderlust energy. Slightly unhinged delivery.

Jen and Amy are back, and somehow this episode includes:

• Jen’s Christmas gift to Amy: “Merry Christmas, Eat a Bag of Dicks” (gummy ones… obviously)
• A full-bodied taste test no one asked for but everyone needed 👉 Fun fact: they’re chewy, tangy, and honestly… not the worst thing we’ve eaten
• Jen admitting she is EXTREMELY influenceable online (but listen… some good has come from it)
• Amy confirming she is absolutely a table flipper and could flip that table and that switch without hesitation
• Jen publicly judging green text bubbles like it’s a personality trait
• And somehow Oscar Mayer bologna makes a guest appearance because… branding? nostalgia? chaos? yes.

This episode is friendship, judgment, internet influence, gummy anatomy, and snack-based commentary wrapped in one sarcastic, slightly feral bow.

If you’ve ever said “you gonna take that?” and immediately decided no, this one’s for you.

Grab an Ultra, silence your green-text friends, and press play.

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You Can’t Sage Stupid: Firehorse Edition 🔥🐎

New year. Same mouths. Zero tolerance for bad juju.

In this episode, Amy and Jen debrief the holidays, unload some very real (and very annoying) work + business stress, and officially announce that not everyone is allowed to come with us into the new year. Some women? Some energy? Some situations? Absolutely not Firehorse-approved.

We’re lighting the sage, shedding last year’s snake skins, and spiritually ghosting the wild haters who showed their whole ass in 2025. Because when someone shows you who they really are… believe them the first time. Then block, bless, and move on. ✌️

Also discussed: • Jen navigating stressful business chaos with grace (and sarcasm) • Cutting ties with people who drain instead of fuel • Entering the Year of the Firehorse like it’s a contact sport • Amy, a woman who “hates cigarettes,” becoming deeply committed to smoking one at our local bar • Immediate regret. Next-day consequences. Zero lessons learned.

This episode is for anyone cleansing their space, their circle, and their tolerance levels. If you’re done explaining yourself, done dimming your light, and ready to let that Firehorse ride… saddle up, bitch. 🔥

🎧 New episode out now on all platforms.

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