That dastardly duo takes a trip down under with Frog Dreaming, or The Go-Kids, or The Quest, or The Spirit Chaser, or Fighting Spirits, or The Mystery of the Dark Lake, or The Boy Who Chases Ghosts. Aw heck, call it whatever you want, I just call it home! Why did a movie that performed this poorly get so many different titles? Maybe because "Frog Dreaming" is really hard to translate in a way that makes sense.

Look out for:

• The kid from ET, but he's worse than you remember.
• The lead guitarist from Queen, but he's more Australian than you remember.
• The Loch Ness monster, but he's more metallic than you remember.
• A surprising lack of frogs.

Thanks to Tom Lehrer for the use of our theme song, "Selling Out".

So, tragically, this is another musical, which means that I can't include sound clips (music rights are much more strictly policed). That being said, I recommend finding the songs that we talk about as we talk about them. I mean... as THEY talk about them. I usually write these in the third person, right? Anyways, Mia and Nic are delving into the dark, depraved, downright violent world of professional snooker. If that sounds crazy, just wait until you learn what baize is!

Things to look out for:

• Zoot Money, baby, that's my name, don't wear it out!
• Mostly mid songs, some really good ones, some really bad ones.
• An unnecessarily complicated plot that also seems very simplistic?
• Nic's new catchphrase

Thanks to Tom Lehrer for the use of our theme song, "Selling Out".

Whatever you think that title is about, you're wrong! I think this might be one where even a description is taking away some of the fun, just go in and be surprised, and get ready to meet the king!

Things to Look For:

• Unnecessary anal entry
• Repetitive descriptions of the main character's genitals
• A complex and heartfelt take on the difficulties of aging
• Really cool fight scene with a bug
• Mediocre fight scene with a cowboy mummy
• Yet another rant on theater etiquette

Thanks to Tom Lehrer for the use of our theme song, "Selling Out".