In Search of the Triple Modification

In this investigative episode, our intrepid field reporter and self-described “Scholar of Snacks” teams up with the mysterious “Ghoul of Grub” in search of their White Whale: the triple modified snack. Does it exist? Can a snack be produced with 3 (or more) modifications on its original form and maintain the qualities we love it for? What would such a monstrosity even look/taste like? The answer is not what you might think...