Big Wayne returns and the fellas debrief a workplace roast that somehow dodged HR… barely. Tom admits he wrote jokes he can “legally defend,” Wayne swears by the sacred rule of roasts, and one unnamed coworker narrowly avoids getting “to the moon.” Then sports emotions run high: Clayton Kershaw’s farewell has Wayne in his feelings about loyalty, one-team legends, and missed chances. The Pick’em chaos continues (Vegas knows; we don’t), parlays die heroic deaths, and a kickoff turns into a cautionary tale. Finally, tech meets real life as the guys ponder AirPods that live-translate, perfect for nail salons and thick country drawls, before swapping Southern vocabulary lessons: “wallered out,” “crunked the car,” and other linguistic masterpieces. Tom closes with a big life update after 17 years at the same gig. It’s nostalgia, nonsense, and North Central Florida charm—wallered together just right.

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New episode! Tom unleashes a full-tilt rant on football’s ad invasion, Brandon tells the story of finding his buddy after a 3-flip truck wreck, and we relive the great prank wars (vinegar ice, anyone?). Plus Week 1 college football takes and Pick’em chaos. Listen now—before the next replay is “brought to you by” somebody.

Talking Points

• A moment of care: September is Suicide Prevention Month (988 resource mention).
• Tom’s “ad-ocalypse” tantrum: branded bowls, sponsored downs, and LED distraction rings.
• Sunday Ticket vs. RedZone: why the switch and does it help?
• Brandon’s 5 a.m. emergency: locating a friend after a triple-flip crash; ER frustration.
• Tom’s 100-mph Nova story and the “spirit of Henry Ford.”
• Week 1 reactions: Miami’s nail-biter, FSU statements, Bama/Notre Dame notes.
• Pick’em League: getting picks in, tiebreaker heartbreaks.
• Prank Hall of Fame: the “call Tom for elevator access” frame, vinegar ice cubes, pledge-of-allegiance meeting kickoff.
• When pranks go too far: the April Fools text that almost sparked a showdown.
• Closing: moms mending, friends recovering, NFL Week 1 hype.

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The boys are back! After a few weeks of missed rides, busted four-wheelers, and life getting in the way, Tom and Brandon reunite for a wild catch up. Brandon tells the whole story of a “normal” ride that turned into clogged radiators, flashing blue lights, FWC drones, surprise tickets, and even his mama rolling an ankle under a truck (while also checking the ball joints, of course).

From there, it’s everything from Tesla self-driving tantrums to shady “up to 40% off” sales, Lowe’s discount gripes, and TikTok games. In other words: classic In-Law & the Out-Law.

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