Impotence

"The only thing that's worked hard is his fork!"

Ah Spurs; the things you do to us. Ash and Jules summon up their courage to wince their way through a bad week at White Hart Lane. A limp exit to the Cobham cretins, a stuttering win against Morecambe and our players looking as weak as our transfer business. Just as well there isn't anything significant on the horizon... apart from Eric Dier's booming podcast presence.

Join for our classic blend of Spursy satire, substance and self-loathing. We know you'd have it no other way.

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