I'd do it in a bee keeper's suit. Full body armour and a helicopter.

A load of crop? Or a thing of beauty? Who knew these soft corn situations could get so serious? These picturesque circles are far from straight forward. Pole vaulting men and the MOD, satellite responses with alien faces, orbs of white light and and breathtaking geometry defying explanation. This week Hannah is joined by the queen of the crop circle herself Karen Alexander for a wonderful metaphorical stroll through corn fields and lay lines, to discuss science, art and everything in between. Meanwhile the elusive Malachai remains harder to track down than an alien life form.

https://cropsignals.eth.limo/blog/the-chilbolton-mystery-crop-circles-and-et-connections/

https://temporarytemples.co.uk/crop-circles/2001-crop-circles