I Use Ryobi

Colby’s birthday extravaganza—again! Seth gifts Colby a wildly inappropriate Ryobi shirt and some sleek Mandalorian Adidas, while the two dive deep into the world of power tools, price tags, and brand elitism. They break down the new studio audio setup, share chaotic birthday party stories, and brainstorm the economic implications of tool manufacturing. They also spiral into discussions about World War III TikTok predictions, rioting at Home Depot, cold butt plug advertisements, and the joys of aging Millennials refusing to grow up. Sprinkle in gym soreness, surprise party success, trivia heartbreak, and Instagram's questionable algorithm—this episode has everything from Ryobi loyalty to slippery hammocks shaped like tacos. Just press play.