I Inserted My Finger Into Her Cream Jug

BAM!!! You’re not imagining things—it’s true! We’ve dropped two episodes back-to-back, and this one is an absolute cracker.

Louis is at it again, gathering even more lovely ladies for his very own private love island. He’ll stop at nothing to get exactly what he wants, even if it means boring us to tears with long-winded descriptions of drapes, curtains, furnishings, and every tiny detail he’s added to make his love shack capable of comfortably housing at least 50 lovers. Yes, just like in Jurassic Park, our dear Louis “spared no expense.”

So buckle up, my darlings, for another wild ride into the world of La Rose D’Amour. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share your thoughts in the comments!

Enjoy, my loves, and kisses as always,
Alex