Houseboat Horror (1989)

The Blind Rage Podcast is celebrating Australia Day with one of the worst horror movies the Land Down Under ever produced: HOUSEBOAT HORROR (1989). Shot on video and seemingly edited with a butter knife, this sun-soaked slasher follows a group of “musicians” and their entourage as they head to a remote lake to film a music video. What they find instead is an off-camera killer who makes quick work of the cast, the crew, and any shred of production value. With performances that redefine the word “wooden” and dialogue so flat it could double as a cutting board, HOUSEBOAT HORROR has been called everything from “the worst Australian film ever made” to “a masterpiece of accidental comedy.” And honestly, both might be true.