Another FINE episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure. I think we really solved most of the world's problems in this one. We at least made sure people never joined a home schooling board, or created AI agents to help direct your life. So, mission accomplished?

Snow isn’t actually white — it’s transparent. It only looks white because millions of tiny ice crystals bounce light around like a busted disco ball, which is why packed or melting snow starts to look gray and sad once the light stops bouncing and reality sets in.

France moves to abolish concept of marital duty to have sex

Crews remove sex toy that was found affixed to clock tower at Cornish Park in downtown Algonquin

Teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother with a pork chop

Hasbro Sued for Printing Too Many Magic: The Gathering Cards

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”

— John Steinbeck

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This week we're back in FULL FORM. Like the mighty internet news voltron you were hoping for. Producer Jacob was back in the saddle providing news and solid audio for us to do the thing we were meant to do. This was a good one folks. I hope you enjoy it.

Our sweat glands shrink as we age, so there’s less sweating and less need to manage body odor, at least under our arms. The sweat glands react less to heat as we get older, too.

Japan is deploying anti-bear drone tech in its ongoing and intense war on bears

Albany man on the run after ankle monitor found on dog

GLP-1 Weight Loss Drugs Could Save the Airline Industry $580 Million a Year on Fuel Costs

GameStop Says It's Shut Down a Nintendo Switch 2 Trade-in Exploit That Worked as an 'Infinite Money Glitch'

“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young."

- Henry Ford

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It's been a long time, ladies and gentlemen, but we've returned! Smash and I took over the internet airwaves and produced a show! We're grateful for those that could stop by. Despite our audio being a little "not great" for this episode, we had a good time. We're looking forward to more and hope you come along with us!

Factoid of the Week:

Kittens in the same litter can have more than one father. This is because the female cat releases multiple eggs over the course of a few days when she is in heat.

“Are You Dead?” app designed for people living alone surges to number 1 in China

Cat Doody Deliberation!

No butt plugs for you! Sincerely, America

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

• Robert A Heinlien

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It' s a show! I wasn't organized for this one. Just enjoy it and don't think too hard

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Factoid of the Week:

During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous, resulting in thousands of deaths.

That’s a bold strategy! Man chugs 39oz of liquor after traffic stop, cannot be charged with drunk driving

Racoon Invasion!

Man amputates his own penis while on mushrooms

Words of Wisdom:

A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. – W. C. Fields

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Factoid of the Week:

Pregnant women in their 3rd trimester actually lose gray matter in their brain. Don't worry, it comes back

Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch

Words of Wisdom:

Don't join an HOA – Stephen

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Ashley and I have no idea what we're doing. What we do know is that we're trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.

Who are we kidding? We're Horseshoes & Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here's a new episode for you. Have fun!

Factoid of the Week
Painting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.

Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!
Polishing the Paint Roller
Man uses a cup of poo to win a car

Words of Wisdom

Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. – Balthus

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There comes a time in every podcast's life where you have to make a change. That time has come for Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. The little podcast that could is sunsetting itself. We've been largely off the air for the past few years and despite our best efforts, we haven't been able to pull it together. So it is with sort of heavy hearts that we lay this podcast to rest.

BUT

Just because one podcast has to end doesn't mean another one can't take its place! Ashley and I are like a parasite. We can only truly thrive when we're doing what we do on the internet for the fine folks like you. If you're reading this, we want to let you know that we are BACK! For real this time. We're setting our expectations a little lower, and we're working with what we've got. What do we got, you ask? ONE HALF HOUR

That's right. We're going to be putting out a BRAND NEW podcast called “Stephen and Smash's Half Hour of Power.” It's a smaller show than Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, at least for now, with the small objective of producing 30 minutes of content once a week. We're shooting for every Thursday but there may be days and weeks where we have to move the date or time to get the show in your ears.

So hold on tight, add a new podcast to your podcast service of choice, and let's get this show on the road! There's no sense looking back when we have so much more ahead of us.

https://www.halfhourofpower.com

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