Come herald in one thousand years of darkness with us as we discuss 1982’s Chuck Norris film Silent Rage. How many kicks does it take to make a woman fall in love with you? How much money does it take to rescue a man from a well? What is proper manspreading technique? More like silent bore amirite.

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Keep those iron bars on the windows and don't go inviting fey creatures to take your baby, even if baby toss up sounds awesome. No sir! Instead, be like Horrorble Opinions and watch The Hallow (2015), directed by Corin Hardy. Kenny sounds like trash because he's recording from the hallow, Ryan has new games to play with changeling babies, and what Daniel does to wet noodles earns him a spot in one of the hells.

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Horrorble Opinions watches poop from a butt but we cannot see it and it might not be happening. Turns out most of us would rather stare at nothing in the desert (The Out Waters) than the dark, staticky, pretentious wall that is Skinamarink (2022), directed by Kyle Edward Ball. Field reporter Kim joins us in the background. Just remember, it's ok to turn something off or walk out of a theatre.

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Have you or a loved one had two hours of your time wasted by half a movie? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Dial 555-DougTheSpud now to talk to legal representation. We will get you your time back. But you won’t get it back by listening to three dudes all in the same room talk about Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. It’s a chaotic all in person recording the likes of which has only been seen once before.

And remember otters otta help each otter.

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You're favorite love gurus are back horrorble people with a hot Valentine's Day film for you. We are covering Heart Eyes, directed by Josh Ruben. In this episode your favorite hosts come out of the closet, use the wrong microphone, make a big mess, and possibly say the grossest thing so far on this show. But we do love love and a Devon Sawa and a great Fast and The Furious joke. So grab your special someone and enjoy this violent romantic journey with us!

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Pull up a chair and join the circle as we discuss the 2015 horror comedy Ava’s Possessions. Don’t be dismayed at some of the outbursts this episode, that’s just the collective possession within your hosts saying gross weird things. No mortal mind could conceive of cum butter, that’s the demon talking.

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Join Horrorble Opinions on the rock bottom and eat armodillo meat while we review The WeedHacker Massacre (2024), directed by Jody Stelzig. Notice we didn't say watch this. What does it actually take to make a movie? When should you turn off a movie? Where can you film without a permit? Who thinks this was a waste of our limited time on this spinning Earth of ours? Why would you avoid a good game just because it's a bit porny? Will your hosts ever agree on which movie song is better. Should we just use our infinite cancel cards and call it quits after this? This movie caused a quality control meeting.

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We are back from our little holiday and starting you off with an absolute banger for season 4 with The Black Phone 2 (2025). Don't listen to Ryan, this is the true start to season 4. Which one of your Horrorble hosts will win the favor of Ernesto? Whats Mando doing here? Does everyone still have the same hair? Is snow the only thing getting plowed? What are the rules for what you get to keep when you die? We answer these questions and so many more about this very unexpected sequel to a pod favorite.

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