A jam packed episode! This week we draft our NFL side pieces, discuss how cooking eggs is hard, and we air out how Frank and Matt disappointed Greg. Plus, we talk about the new Wizards city edition jerseys, the new Commanders stadium, and the Liquid Glass update from Apple. I dig it delicious! Cape up and get on in here!

00:30 - 1st Quarter / Microplastics and TV Shows 🤷‍♂️

13:30 - 2nd Q / NFL Side Pieces 🏈

19:30 - 3rd Q / Wizards Hype Cycle 🏀

27:45 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

Guess who's back? Back again. Chloe's back. Tell a friend! Hit that truck stick and get on in here. We're talking the state of the Steelers, the new kickoff rules, Super Bowl odds, and (once again) Skye the Lioness vs Sky Guy. Plus we watch a great click of Carmelo rebounding and saying "I got it, fuck outta here!"

08:00 - 1st Quarter / Return of the Chlo Zone 🏈

14:30 - 2nd Q / Aaron Rodgers’s Pittsburgh Steelers 🤢

29:00 - 3rd Q / Fuck Outta Here! 🏀

33:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

We're back! This week, we're cutting the fluff and dropping a fresh, hot episode of Hoops Crew in your feed. We hear Greg's thoughts on Matt's baby, discuss Caleb Williams's astrological sign (of course-io he's a Scorpio), and we debut our new segment, The Poop Report. We also discuss our hopes for the Commanders this year. Shout out to Poland!

MC, G2, Matt, and Frank gathered to watch the 2025 NBA Draft together, and they have a lot of thoughts and feelings! Join us as we react live to the draft! You'll get all of our unfiltered thoughts on: Ace Bailey, the NBA Finals, the Kevin Durant trade, Russian basketball players, and possible nicknames for players in the draft. Welcome to DC, Mr. Basketball!

(PS. If you listen to this whole episode and you want a hat, please send an email to hoopscrewpod@gmail.com. Please note that we don't actually have any hats but I'll make one and send it to you)

Matt and Frank are here to talk about the important issues: fake trades and the second apron! Naw, we're just playing. We're here to talk about the Finals! And all of the things that piss us off! We talk the NBA media ecosystem, the ads on the court, (General) Larry O'Brien, and much more. Come break the wheel and join us for a good time!

02:00 - 1st Quarter / Matt & Frank’s Big Rant 🤬

11:30 - 2nd Q / We Love These Finals ❤️

25:30 - 3rd Q / Short Kings 👑

29:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

Frank, Matt, and MC are joined by new friend of the show Molly McCloskey to discuss Chicago spots, having coaches in your family, and her personal journey with Jalen Brunson. We also talk Dave Matthews, the Pope, Icelandic basketball, the oddity of halves in men's college basketball, and much more. Enter offer code BOYLEN and join the fun!

05:00 - 1st Quarter / Chicago Sports Fandom 💨

14:00 - 2nd Q / Family of Coaches 🏀

42:30 - 3rd Q / NBA Finals 🏆

48:45 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

It's finally here! The episode where Frank explains Hawk Tuah to Matt. Also, the boys talk about the most midwestern NBA Finals in recent memory. They look back on the last Thunder and Pacers Finals appearances, talk East vs West, who has the best costume, and former Wizards. It's all of the classic Hoops Crew stuff you know and love. Plus the thrilling announcement of $HOOPS coin!

Bing bong! On Monday night we gathered to record an episode with Knicks superfan and super-friend of the show Devin Mahoney. 48 hours later, they lost a heartbreaking Game 1 at home against the Pacers. Sorry Devin. That said, the episode is still great! We talk about favorite Knicks, Hagerstown, fuck/marry/kill/coffee, Capital One discounts, and much more. Guess my fart and get on in here!

04:20 - 1st Quarter / Devin’s New York Knickerbockers 🏀

15:30 - 2nd Q / Bing Bong 😵‍💫

27:00 - 3rd Q / Marry, Fuck, Kill, Coffee ☕️

43:00 - 4th Q / Finals Picks 🏆

57:00 - Crunch Time / Hoopers & p00pers 💩