She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts.

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs.

Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being recruited for the FBI.

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Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.

Josh breaks down why Augusta National is unlike any sporting event on the planet, who the good guys and bad guys are on tour (yes, golf has villains), what's actually on the menu at the Champions Dinner, and his bold prediction for this year's winner. Plus, the green jacket rules, payphones on the course, and why firm and fast is better than soft and sloppy.

Tune in Sunday at 3:30 PM on CBS.

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A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date.

We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy.

Plus: Tiger Woods and Trump, the moon mission's diversity casting, the pickleball Christian who cornered Lindsay for 20 minutes about having kids, parkour tag on ESPN Ocho, Olympic pickleball dreams, and a very exciting PR update.

00:00 First Date Wedgie
06:32 'Merica and Easter
14:44 Influencers on Meth and more
22:20 Family Matters
26:38 Everyone Dies
29:34 Childlessness by Choice
40:16 Be Confident, not Humble

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