In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we talk about why humor is vital in a collapsing world.

We dive into:

• Why humans crave safety even when everything is made up
• How belief systems are programmed
• How to build your own belief system instead of following a paper trail from others
• Why discernment matters the most
• And why we are all just infinite beings bumbling around in the cosmos

Ready to find out the meaning of YOUR life?

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

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In this unfiltered episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we talk through the absurdity of conspiracy clickbait to the real impact of powerful people playing spiritual dress-up.

What are we actually paying attention to, and why?

Let's talk about...

• Why the Donny-Bubba “hog” rumor is a distraction from what really matters
• How spiritual gurus and public figures hide behind false masks
• The danger of deifying anyone
• Pluto in Aquarius
• The real meaning of the “loneliness epidemic” and the collapse of the patriarchy
• What intuition, sovereignty, and nervous system regulation have to do with all of it

This is a call for discernment, to remembering the victims, to seeing through the bs and reclaiming your inner authority.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

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Are we living in Orwell’s 1984, Huxley’s Brave New World, or some cursed mashup of both?

Censorship? Check. Distractions? Check. Billionaires hoarding wealth like emotionally stunted demons? Check.

In this episode, we tear through the illusion of normalcy and ask:

What happens when people stop thinking for themselves and start defending the very systems keeping them stuck?

We cover:

• Why dystopia doesn’t need chains, just comfort and routine
• How to build a belief system that’s actually yours
• Why are people defending the 0.0001%?
• The insidious creep of fascism through media, money, and fear
• Why real revolution starts inside your own nervous system

Also: patriarchy, trans rights, immigration myths, and the dumbass idea that borders should matter more than human lives. No one owns your mind unless you give it away. You get to believe what you feel is true, just make sure it’s not hurting someone else in the process.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we lay it all out: the crumbling systems, the constitutional bs, and the spiritual hangover of living through a real-time revolution.

How did we get here? This is a call to arms (and heart) for all of us, the empaths, the tired humans trying to stay sane while everything breaks apart.

Don't forget, dear humans. They're not the only ones who can break the rules.

Here's the rundown of this episode:

• Why the Constitution isn’t sacred
• The spiritual to alt-right pipeline (yes, that's a thing...)
• What a nationwide economic blackout (Nov 25–Dec 2) could actually do
• The real secret weapon to this revolution

🎧 Tune in, turn up your discernment, and maybe rewatch Scrooged in protest.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, your favorite host (who finally remembers to introduce herself on air), erica from Earth Decoded, gets real about the pressure to “seize the day” and the toxic productivity culture hiding behind ancient Stoic quotes. Inspired by a passage from the Daily Stoic, this episode unpacks the shame spiral around doing “nothing,” why existing is a revolutionary act, and how resting your nervous system is actually part of your soul mission.

You’ll hear hot takes on Seneca’s motivational guilt trip, why capitalism is the real villain, and how to find peace in the meh.

You don’t have to be a content machine. You’re human. That’s enough.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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In this episode of Hitchhiker's Guide, we’re cracking open the myth of the Rapture and asking the big questions: What if salvation isn’t found in the sky, but in your body? What if we have everything we need already?

Let's take a journey through trauma healing, somatic release, and the realization that your body isn’t something to transcend, that it’s the portal you’ve been praying to find.

We talk about:

• The quantum mechanics of belief
• Why trauma is a cycle and not an identity
• How cognitive therapy is necessary, but your nervous system is the real OG
• And how screaming in the car is a sacred ritual

Let's dive right into the details...

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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This episode is for anyone who’s ever gotten lost in the maze of #TwinFlame and emerged asking, wait… was this actually about me the whole time?

Spoiler alert: yes, yes it was.

In this episode we return to the Twin Flame conversation we started in March with clarity, fire, and full self-union energy. No more waiting for someone to complete us.

We’re done outsourcing that particular fairy tale ending.

You’ll hear:
• Why the Twin Flame myth is more mirror than soulmate
• How spiritual awakening gets hijacked by romantic projections
• The truth about soul sovereignty and union
• What actually happens when you rise but they don't

This one’s not just a podcast episode. It’s a liberation. Tune in, reclaim the flame, and let the fairy tale disappear into dust.

Check out: Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry! If you want to hear how much perspective growth has happened over the last several months.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all!

⚡ Cosmic Bootleg // Raw AF Edition - #1

This one’s a time capsule.

Recorded on January 19, 2025, back when a younger version of me was just beginning to feel the pause between timelines. I didn’t know it yet, but this was my awakening to all that is, to all that will be, and all that has been. I am different now. More confident and aware of what is going on. I'm sharing this so you can hear the raw, unfiltered version of someone who doesn't know what's coming yet. It's a raw channel of source without any barriers, or cameras, as I was not intending on sharing these bootlegs with anyone. But, I feel it's worthy of sharing, these insights.

This will be the first of many of these bootlegs I will be sharing.

This episode is a memory, a message, and a mile marker. Let it remind you, we all have to start somewhere.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

Don't Forget to Check out: Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all!