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Tonight, you’re not chasing glory, or even survival. You’re just trying to make it through the Middle Ages without accidentally hallucinating yourself into sainthood.

From moldy rye to poppy syrup, flying ointments to incense smoke, this journey through historical intoxication isn’t about rebellion—it’s about ritual. Poor harvest? Have some psychedelic bread. Sick child? Try opium tea. Feeling holy? That might be the incense talking.

This isn’t a party. It’s prayer, fever, fermentation, and the desperate need to feel something other than cold.

Lie back. Get comfortable. And if the walls start breathing halfway through… well, that’s historically accurate.

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Welcome to ancient Rome, where cleanliness was a group activity, hygiene was a suggestion, and “refreshment” meant scalding your flesh off in communal steam. In this immersive second-person journey, you are not a senator, not a philosopher, not even particularly clean—you’re just an unlucky Roman citizen trying to survive a trip to the public baths.

You’ll undress in full view of strangers. Scrape off oil and grime with a borrowed metal blade. Share foot fungus, overhear conspiracies, and try not to vomit while sipping wine in a room that smells faintly of mildew, boiled onions, and regret. The floors are slimy. The walls are dripping. And someone definitely just touched you on purpose.

From the apodyterium to the frigidarium, this is public hygiene in the Roman Empire—efficient, horrifying, and deeply moist.

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You were told you'd be a hero. That the pills would help you march farther, shoot straighter, stay awake longer. That victory was a matter of stamina — and obedience. But what they didn’t say is that those white tablets were methamphetamine. And once they gave them to you, they never let you stop.

In this quietly devastating descent, you are a young conscript in the German Wehrmacht during WWII — pushed into blitzkrieg, starvation, and psychological collapse, all while numbed by the stimulant known as Pervitin. You don’t sleep. You barely eat. You hallucinate. You commit things you don’t remember. And when your usefulness ends, so do you.

This is not a story of politics or strategy. It’s a story of quiet ruin. Of men used until they vanished — erased not for what they believed, but for how fast they burned out.

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