Sometimes the trick is knowing how to present yourself! America's #1 matchmaker, Blaine Anderson, is joined by the hilarious Paige Gallagher to audit 47-year-old dad/divorcee ALAN! The group discusses Alan's insecurity about money, why his job in packaging is more interesting than he realizes, parenting two girls, when to introduce your partner to your kids, being sober for four years, approaching women at AA meetings, and why you can't be too bad (or too good) at pickleball!

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Do you have an enduring childhood crush? Blaine is joined by the very candid Alex Flynn to audit our new life coach, DAVID. They set sail to discover why David still has feelings for a girl he met years ago on a vacation cruise, the surprising trajectory of their friendship over the years, and why David needs to channel that energy into dating other people and loving himself. PLUS: the paradox of safety vs growth and why Blaine hates life vests and helmets!

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Sometimes it's hard to bite your tongue. Blaine is joined by the relentless Blair Socci as they shine a light on the dating life of bouncer / rapper KISHANE! They discuss Kishane's desire to find a meaningful relationship and start a family while working at a strip club, his questionable age preferences, troubled upbringing, chaotic dating history, and why he wants to wait four months before having sex with someone. PLUS, Blaine's thoughts on going to Buffalo Wild Wings on the first date!

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When the student is ready, Blaine will appear! The insightful party boy, Mike Eaton, joins Blaine to coach up our Christian accountant powerlifter, ERIC! Our muscle Mormon talks about his struggles with chronic fatigue syndrome, how cheating ended his 8 year relationship, the importance of his Christian faith, losing 50 pounds from lifting weights, why he maps out his date conversations, and why he said he was 10 years younger on his Hinge profile! PLUS: Blaine breaks down the value of finding your self worth... and Mike shares his hot take about women on dating apps!

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Would you fail a background check? Today Blaine is joined by Austin's Kait Calabrese to audit Joshua: A technician, aspiring comedian, and former minister with an eclectic job history. He speculates why he has to therapize women he dates, why his marriage fell apart, how Jordan Peterson inspired him to pursue a career in comedy, bombing during a standup set on KILL TONY, getting kicked off Tinder for catfishing other men, the gray area of his sexuality, and why he beat up a guy he met at church. Yikes!

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Can chewing gum help with resting bitch face? The very candid Uncle Lazer joins Blaine to expand the dating horizons of the resilient VAL! Today, we discuss DATE ME DOCS (yikes), dating older divorcees, getting banned from the dating apps, and borrowing your friend's dog to meet men! PLUS: Lazer shares his fondness for breast milk and how he almost married a witch!

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You can't make this stuff up! The dashing Michael Lenoci joins Blaine to figure out the dating life of Boss Lady Shannon + we have the CRAZIEST MATCHMAKING MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF PODCASTING!! Plus, what is Shannon's upper age limit? Why do all her exes have Peter Pan Syndrome? Would you date a man who makes less money than you? Should you Facetime before the date? And is it okay to give dating ultimatums??

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Do you need someone to save you? The very charming Nicky Paris joins Blaine to audit the dating life of gang interventionist and published author, DAVID! They discuss David's upbringing in a rough area of Long Beach, his search for less chaotic relationships, and his possible savior complex. PLUS: Is camping a good date idea? Should you lead with "I think you're gorgeous?" Is it smart to hit on a woman who's running on the beach? AND why you shouldn't post a video of yourself screaming into a canyon on your dating profile!

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