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  • 334: Jacosta

    334: Jacosta
    Jan 10 2026

    Peez is a feisty old woman, Pat’s been cooking, Crystal made a mistake and hands off Venezuela. Abolish ICE, new holsters, a surprise protein source and stay away from mad scientists.

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    1 h y 35 m
  • 333: Happy New Year 2026

    333: Happy New Year 2026
    Jan 1 2026
    Nice coats, big cleaning plans, NYE traditions and prime thrifting. School for fun, Mochi is innocent, give us our plastic bags and the United States is an ATM.

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    1 h y 21 m
  • 332: A Christmas Miracle

    332: A Christmas Miracle
    Dec 28 2025
    Disclaimer: we’ve experienced some technical difficulties this week so our apologies for the sound quality!! They have since been corrected so next week will be great!

    Christmas is over, the best neighbor is gone, Crystal scored on marketplace and warn your kids before their toys pee. Mochi might be up for adoption, buy your sons baby dolls, magas had a rough week and Crystal invented new nachos.

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    2 h y 3 m
  • 331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug

    331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug
    Dec 18 2025
    Pat is sick, telepathy is real, it’s ok to be a gremlin and the holiday party was LOVE. Christmas can be every day, let’s play QVC, POTUS finds a new low and perimenopause changes your senses!

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    1 h y 33 m
  • 330: Do A Bump

    330: Do A Bump
    Dec 12 2025
    Pat is the grinch, we hate inconsiderate neighbors, check on your mom if she screams and 67 is not a devil number. Dressing for attention is over, always use the correct wipes, 304s need to up their price and actually make excellent housewives.

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    1 h y 43 m
  • 329: Dirty White Gremlin

    329: Dirty White Gremlin
    Dec 5 2025
    Celebs will always let you down, don’t claim to be native unless you have proof, the holiday party is almost here and increase pay for all teachers! Cats speak English, Pat the barber, above average social skills and let’s be ants.

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    2 h y 8 m
  • 328: The San Francisco Treat

    328: The San Francisco Treat
    Nov 28 2025
    The holidays are here, eat some weevils, we love a mullet and Zach had a nice breakfast. Crystal had an oops, there’s something strange in the neighborhood, don’t flush honeydew and no more Campbell’s soup!

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    1 h y 27 m
  • 327: AC Transit Belt

    327: AC Transit Belt
    Nov 20 2025
    Get your Holiday Hangout tickets, old episodes are crazy, Crystal loves dirty bears and grief is weird. Growing up without parents is hard, don’t gamble with Pat, some kids need hit and shoplifting class.

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    1 h y 53 m
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