Healing Ain't Linear

🎧 Episode 4: “Healing Ain't Linear”

Sometimes healing looks like joy. Sometimes it looks like crying in a frozen food aisle over discontinued comfort meals.

In this episode of Bearly Functional, we spiral with intention, tracing the crooked, confusing path of growth that doesn’t always feel like progress. From being ghosted by someone who once felt sacred to navigating the slow reclaiming of softness, this one’s for anyone who thought they were “past it”... until they weren’t.

We’re not fixing it today.

We’re sitting in it.

Featuring fake ads for Ghost Care™ and Attachment™, a bruised but radiant Storytime about disappearing lovers, a drag-powered Affirmation with Bite (hi Miss Affa Mation), and a very special visit from the one and only people-pleasing disaster: Penelope Deveraux.

Because healing doesn’t wear a graduation cap.

Most days? It wears pajamas and clutches a therapy bill.