He Brought A Bazooka To A Troll Fight And Still Forgot The Objectives

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A chicken jack shouldn’t decide a heavyweight brawl—but today it did, and that surprise set the tone for a fast, funny, and insight-packed round table session. I sit down with Angus and Chris to relive a 50-point Mark IV clash, admit we forgot objectives on a four-by-six battlefield, and extract the real lessons: how the new unit movement reshapes threat ranges, why precise timing turns “safe” distances into traps, and what it takes to keep games welcoming for returning and brand-new players.

We zoom out from the table to the scene. Chris walks through running Marvel Crisis Protocol events and what local stores are doing with Warmachine formats. A listener review from someone returning after Mark II sparks a broader look at why the game’s lore and community matter: the best experiences happen when models, stories, and mechanics click. That’s where faction chatter lands—Kithguard anticipation and Cryx efficiency.

Hobby time gets practical. We lay out time-saving techniques that actually work: makeup sponges for textured layers, speed paints for leather and fur, acrylic markers for rivets and edge highlights, and the case for switching from rattle cans to an airbrush to prime year-round. Transport and storage come under the microscope too—magnets over foam for dynamic sculpts, fewer broken bits, faster setup. We even trade assembly war stories and explain why better instructions and more plastic kits are a quiet revolution. Add the promise of a consolidated rulebook with maps and timelines, plus improving event streams, and the future looks bright.

If you love sharp gameplay, strong hobby advice, and a community that laughs through the misplays, you’ll feel at home here. Hit play, then tell us your MVP model and one tip that helped you teach a new player. If this episode helped or made you smile, subscribe, share it with a friend at your local store, and leave a review so more players can find the show.

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