Have You Met America?

Upon rewatch, Heather and Rian found the 90s fever dream of CAN'T HARDLY WAIT (1998) to be a nightmare. Topics include a crumpled frog and witchy business; Wally Pleasant; wifi (the fifth element); using up all the math; PROJECT HAIL MARY, Heather's unhinged review; paying to watch commercials; THE WEST WING's hopeful optimism is unwatchable right now; cosplaying M@GA and the social media hall of fame; Elliot's jibber jabber; parenting through fear; Seth Green holds up, even as a culturally-appropriating sex pest; unbelievable crushes; no thighs, only gaps; Grandpa Vampire in that red shirt; vibing with Denise; what the teens do for dopamine these days; us, if we had a band; Clea DuVall will fck you up; HEATED RIVALRY and queering the male gaze; and even more!

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