Episodios

  • I'm Gonna Melonball Your Balls
    Sep 30 2025

    On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward plane etiquette, trad life rules, and a vuvuzela 'what would you do' yeah, it’s one of those shows. Tune in, laugh, and share with a friend who needs the chaos.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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    43 m
  • Ghost Butt
    Sep 25 2025

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is back and ready to stir it up. He and Nicole catch up on her Rosh Hashanah, dive into the latest Super Bowl performance rumors, and talk about how sports can seriously boost kids’ confidence. Nicole shares a story about being visually assaulted, there’s a new number one beer making headlines, and the new game, ghost butt. Nicole laments getting hooked on a professional blowout she can’t replicate at home, while Rich vents about how everything comes with a price tag. They cover must-watch TV, kids taking charge of restaurant orders, fun drunkie MILs, and Rich’s relentless hunt for a mascot. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who’d 100% chase down a mascot too.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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    44 m
  • DooDoo
    Sep 24 2025

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take a dark detour into Leo death talks that send Matt spiraling. Nicole opens up about how her accident shifted her perspective, and together they air out grievances, unpack parent expectations, and basically turn the whole episode into one big couples therapy session. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who loves a little drama.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

    If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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    Nicole @mashupnicole

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    33 m
  • I'm Suckling On That
    Sep 18 2025

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get into Sweet 16s, debate what kind of potato you’d choose at a restaurant, and Nicole tells Rich with the condiment she’d actually bring to the bedroom. Rich admits he hates making decisions, Nicole vents about cleaning only for the house to immediately get messy, and Parker pops in with more slang. They wonder who the new Brad Pitt is, Nicole unloads her day from hell, and Rich—as always—gets completely distracted by the Mets. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who can’t keep their house clean either.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

    If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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    39 m
  • Banana Princess
    Sep 16 2025

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas. Benny makes a bold move giving his crush a ring, the Canelo fight gets a recap, and Nicole lets y'all know that butter is not the best color to wear to a wedding. Keegan debuts a burger jingle, Rich asks BBQ advice, and a classic Stanley T. story. They touch on Taylor and the Chiefs, discover that leggings are officially out, and Coach Rich goes head-to-head with Blue while Nicole deals with a babysitter dilemma. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

    If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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    44 m
  • Itsy Bitsy
    Sep 11 2025

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk. From there, the tone lightens as they talk about being the itsy bitsy spider, Keegan breaking Matt’s heart by retiring a nickname, and Nicole puts out fires as usual. Rich vents about endless ads and spam texts, Nicole shares her new method for getting kids to clean, and Rich talks about his latest obsession with plums. They also touch on divorce advice, and Parker finds the perfect moment to troll Nicole at a Sweet 16. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who’s feeling all the ups and downs this week.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

    If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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    Nicole @mashupnicole

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    34 m
  • Ballsnatcher
    Sep 9 2025

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball snatcher (and whether Karens even know they’re Karens). They dive into celebrity power couples, Matt’s misery over the Dolphins, and someone close to the show doesn't know who Post Malone really is. There’s talk of a bridezilla's tattoo demands, reconnecting with old friends, kids constantly losing stuff, and Rich finally gives the conclusion to the school drama. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who definitely knows all the new slang.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

    If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

    Follow on social media:

    Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

    Nicole @mashupnicole

    Rich @richdavis

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    43 m
  • Noodling
    Sep 4 2025

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school night—where of course everything goes wrong. That leads to the big school supply talk, while Parker heading to middle school leaves big shoes for Keegan to fill. They get into teaching old-school manners, Nicole completely loses her mind at the park with Keegan and the “god squad,” and Rich’s plant-daddy heart breaks when his perfect lawn is destroyed by the pool reno—making him feel like a little bitch about it. Rich nerds out as a coach, and Nicole just wants to go to bed. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who’s also hanging on by a thread this school year.

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

    If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

    Follow on social media:

    Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

    Nicole @mashupnicole

    Rich @richdavis

    and @siriusxm


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    42 m